Topic: Brand names (& economy):
1) "These days, a number of Japanese tend to buy brand name staffs including me."
This surprising fascination with staffs...
(English is difficult; staff, staff, stuff...all the homonyms and apparent homonyms...)
2) "Subject: There Will Be Blood.
Baffled by the title? No worries, it is just a movie,(...)"
3) "We prolly can make difference in our life style and every one will be happy too."
A real live person using "prolly" in a serious discussion!
Topic: Disney (& cultural hegemony):
4) "Mulan, A brave girl from china who is willing to sacrifice for her father Aladin, A thief in Arab who in the end becomes the hero who saved the kingdom Toys story which describes how a person values his toys,(...) "
Whoa.. Comma mistakes make new interesting interpretations...; Mulan, daughter of Aladdin the hero of the kingdom that describes, the kingdom called Toy Story....
5) " when have you ever seen a disney character wearing an eg. chinese / indian costume." Mulan? Pochahontas?
6) " so my essay is disorgainzed, but it`s up to our choice and our action."
who writes essays on a discussion forum???
7) "oops~sorry for reply at wrong topic"
8)
"I am probably one of people who didn't grow up with Disney. Of course, my parents showed me almost all disney films."
(...)
"That was why I stopped watching Disney although I still keep watching some films like Mulan, Pocahontus, Toy Stories and Nimo."
I think this person is deceiving him/herself...
9) "One more obvious example, Aladin, did anyone find something about American in his film? It mostly show Indian society and culture, is not it?"
Disney knowledge revealed! (I hope people know I'm still being sarcastic...)
10) "It yearned for Snow White after all as Mickey liked it. "
...some sentences just don't make sense, even when they're clearly on the topic...
11) "Ariel is the hottest disney character ever, period. (...) Wish she was for real, oops!"
...We did *not* want to know that.
12) "hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase, hakuna matata,
ain't no passing craze...
It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our
problem free.. philosophy...
hakuna matata...."
this is the entire post....!
13)
"Oh!
I am so sorry for some misspelling.
T____T "
this is the entire post....!
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I might still have missed some golden ones, I haven't read trough all of the forum yet, so theres a chance there might come some updates at a later point.
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
27 May 2008
21 May 2008
New quotes!
All quotes from the Sociology class forum again. The first part from a discussion board about Art.
1)
"Just like some western people is thinking why Japanese can't wait till the fishes to get cook and eats it straight after cutting, and Japanese are willing to splash their cash on those raw things. This so maybe eating raw fish is a kind of art, is just that some people in this world don't appreciate it."
My favourite part: "...and Japanese is willing to splash their cash on those raw things." Hahaha! This certainly reveals the writer's opinion of sushi!
2)
"As we know, in ancient time, there was Edvard Munch. One of his works, there is "The Scream". "
3)
"But still I’m a Traditional Art Maniac. I love PICASSO!!"
Dear Traditional Art Maniac, Picasso is Cubist, not traditional...
4)
"Make up, graceful movements, fashion styles, coke can bottles, flyers, and even the squash-up papers we throw in the rubbish bins...these are all forms of art."
So I'm accidentally an artist every time I throw away one of those annoying flyers...?
And the last part is on the topic of music, discussions about downloading etc.
5)
(...)"But i have to say i would rather spare my time and easily download my music off line :)"
...Download offline?!?
6)
"(arguments). On the other way, (... more arguments.)"
um... on the other hand...?
"I think downloading is an inevitable future for film and music industry, it is like a mission impossible which would take more than 10 Tom Cruises to solve."
That's at least 9 Tom Cruises too much for the world...
8)
"In my country if you walk through the pedestrian of the capital or the big city (...)"
Poor urban pedestrian!
ADDITIONS!
(topic: 'Internet restrictions' & 'cellphone use on the train')
9)
"In rash hour, salary man is reading newspaper or sleeping actually."
I certainly don't want to take the train in rash hour...
10)
"I have been residing in many online communities since I was 10 (...)"
...
11)
"It's like ridiculous the people who are controled by High-tech staffs."
Yes, hilarious!
12)
"By reading with a mobile in the train is not a problem. It makes to become quite and relexed to people in the train and any disturbance on someone."
13)
"However, it is difficult for people to restrict the use of cell phone, as well as me."
Some people can be quite unruly.
14)
"Don't you feel that the world is flat now? the border itself doesn't seem real."
1)
"Just like some western people is thinking why Japanese can't wait till the fishes to get cook and eats it straight after cutting, and Japanese are willing to splash their cash on those raw things. This so maybe eating raw fish is a kind of art, is just that some people in this world don't appreciate it."
My favourite part: "...and Japanese is willing to splash their cash on those raw things." Hahaha! This certainly reveals the writer's opinion of sushi!
2)
"As we know, in ancient time, there was Edvard Munch. One of his works, there is "The Scream". "
3)
"But still I’m a Traditional Art Maniac. I love PICASSO!!"
Dear Traditional Art Maniac, Picasso is Cubist, not traditional...
4)
"Make up, graceful movements, fashion styles, coke can bottles, flyers, and even the squash-up papers we throw in the rubbish bins...these are all forms of art."
So I'm accidentally an artist every time I throw away one of those annoying flyers...?
And the last part is on the topic of music, discussions about downloading etc.
5)
(...)"But i have to say i would rather spare my time and easily download my music off line :)"
...Download offline?!?
6)
"(arguments). On the other way, (... more arguments.)"
um... on the other hand...?
"I think downloading is an inevitable future for film and music industry, it is like a mission impossible which would take more than 10 Tom Cruises to solve."
That's at least 9 Tom Cruises too much for the world...
8)
"In my country if you walk through the pedestrian of the capital or the big city (...)"
Poor urban pedestrian!
ADDITIONS!
(topic: 'Internet restrictions' & 'cellphone use on the train')
9)
"In rash hour, salary man is reading newspaper or sleeping actually."
I certainly don't want to take the train in rash hour...
10)
"I have been residing in many online communities since I was 10 (...)"
...
11)
"It's like ridiculous the people who are controled by High-tech staffs."
Yes, hilarious!
12)
"By reading with a mobile in the train is not a problem. It makes to become quite and relexed to people in the train and any disturbance on someone."
13)
"However, it is difficult for people to restrict the use of cell phone, as well as me."
Some people can be quite unruly.
14)
"Don't you feel that the world is flat now? the border itself doesn't seem real."
29 April 2008
Random recent quotes (restructured)
"It's yon-ji o'clock"
- 'Yon-ji' means '4 o'clock'. It's four o'clock o'clock then...
"I’m interested in this class, and especially, I’d like to learn how to create HIPHOP music. "
- this quote is taken from the forums of a Sociology class
More from the Sociology class' forum:
Posted by X on -day, at 5:00pm : "Dear sir and everybody, (...)"
Posted by X on -day, at 5:28pm :"Hey! How strange! I found myself answering my own question huh?"
And my favourite so far:
"I don't think it's dangerous, it's just pesticide"
- after spraying down the whole kitchen and half of her neighbour's dinner with said stuff...
"Tourism is a knife which is sharp at both end." - ... ... ... yep... the Sociology class' forum again.
...will be updated as new quotes appear!
- 'Yon-ji' means '4 o'clock'. It's four o'clock o'clock then...
"I’m interested in this class, and especially, I’d like to learn how to create HIPHOP music. "
- this quote is taken from the forums of a Sociology class
More from the Sociology class' forum:
Posted by X on -day, at 5:00pm : "Dear sir and everybody, (...)"
Posted by X on -day, at 5:28pm :"Hey! How strange! I found myself answering my own question huh?"
And my favourite so far:
"I don't think it's dangerous, it's just pesticide"
- after spraying down the whole kitchen and half of her neighbour's dinner with said stuff...
"Tourism is a knife which is sharp at both end." - ... ... ... yep... the Sociology class' forum again.
...will be updated as new quotes appear!
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